Rapid Weight Loss Claims

  Lose ten pounds in ten days no matter what you eat! It is a truly remarkable rapid weight loss system. Eat double what you want, more than you want, or just as much as you want, and you will still be able to have rapid weight loss with no exercise! This might work so well you'll pop out of existence-and you'll drop a pant size in a day, too! Now, should these rapid weight loss marketing claims be true, then rapid weight loss is a miracle reality of today's world with no effort required on the dieter's part.

  What hooey! Even though they are mostly false, Americans pay out over 40 billion dollars a year on pills, rapid weight loss products and programs that just don't work. People still come up with all sorts of inane diets and rapid weight loss products. Don't forget Beyonce's starvation "master cleanse" diet! It was nothing but lemon juice, maple syrup, water and cayenne pepper. Really! Supposedly, it cleared out the system of years' worth of built-up toxins. Maple syrup destroys toxins, huh? Who knew? So the next time someone gets bitten by a poisonous snake, have them eat some crepés? Don't forget the guaranteed magic creams, pills and diet supplements that will burn pounds without any exercise, guaranteed. Yes, you read that right-it wasn't a typo. They bring up the word "guarantee" so much it starts to lose what it means. When they don't state precisely is implicated by the "guarantee," then it has no meaning. It is just a way of making the community think that the product works.